Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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