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  • 79 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:31am

    Woot. She's the Martha Stewart of alcohol.

  • 80 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:46am

    Hunch punch that shit

  • 76 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:35am

    you should have transformed her face into a cum blanket

  • 77 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:38pm

    ))<>(( back and forth forever

  • 73 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:04am

    So, this one time, I was eating a banana, and a friend of mine goes, "Dude, you looked like you were sucking a dick right there! Looked like you were doing a good job, too." I politely disagreed, and expressed this by punching him in the jaw. -White Guy

  • 72 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:36pm

    sounds like grandmas boy...

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:26am

    It's spelled "niggardly".

  • 70 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:20pm

    Haha my roommate stole one and uses it as a juice jug! hahaha

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:21pm

    It would be funny had u said we turned her fruit basket to a beer pitcher

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:39pm

    who else thinks white guy is mentally challenged

  • 34 42
    Submitted by courtchronic on Jan 20, 12 at 9:09pm

    It'd make a better flower vase.