Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I haven't been this sober since birth.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No I am not eating basil off your cock
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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