I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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