i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
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are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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