i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
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fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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