Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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