I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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