I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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