I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Drake has all the answers
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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