What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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