no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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