I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
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she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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