just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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