i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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