Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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