I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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