i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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