HIV tests are more positive than that guy
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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