Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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