I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
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I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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