But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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