sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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