On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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