i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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