OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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