ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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