I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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