She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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