I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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