Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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