i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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