im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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