ya dads aren't the best wingmen
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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