I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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