I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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