I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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