Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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