i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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