butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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