Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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cat food counts as protein by the way
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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