Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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