The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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