we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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