that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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