she woke up with a sticky ear
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
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remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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