Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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