i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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I'm super disappointed in my clit.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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