He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I touched a dick in church today
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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