Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
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chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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