Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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